What I learned in school.

So today, there was a mini zombie apocalypse. Not many people heard about it and those who did were sworn to secrecy but I think the public deserves to know. Anyways, it started with an old Tibetan woman, who had contracted the disease and infected 7 people alone. The outbreak traveled quickly and in 13 minutes over 300 people had been infected. I was called in to help and got there quickly with the help of Oswald. We didn't bring Louie though-it was too dangerous. We fought zombies together for over 5 hours and then scoured the area to make sure it was secure and free of the undead. Some of the zombies have been captured for research; scientists are trying to find a cure. Luckily, there wasn't too much damage to the country, and although many people had to be killed, we got in there as quickly as possible and the end result was 657 people zombified. Although this is a tragic event, it has given us a better understanding of the disease, and possibly even help us find a cure.