Oompa Tested, Wonka Approved.

So today I found out that the world's largest gummy bear is only 5 pounds. So I decided to set a new record. I called up Elize, am old friend of mine who now works for Willy Wonka and convinced her to help me out. I actually just mentioned the idea and she was a excited as I was! So we went to work, gathering ingredients, workers, and resources. Willy Wonka decided he would let us use his factory if he could use the unveiling of the giant gummy bear as a grand marketing scheme. We negotiated details and came to an agreement, then got down to work. It took a while but the time flew by as we burst into a spontaneous musical number! There were oompa loompas dancing about, candy flying through the air, and sparkles everywhere! I don't even know where the words and movements were coming from but I found myself singing and dancing along with everyone else until finally, my giant gummy bear was complete! It stood 13 feet high and weighed 203 pounds. There was a huge turn-out for the unveiling and there were so many cameras flashing. I had an interview with the Guinness Book of World Records and then everyone watched as I took the first bite. It was delicious. I had taken a part of the cherry flavour as we had made him with all the different flavours of gummy bears since he was so big. Then we blasted some music and all had a huge dance party with everyone on a major sugar rush from eating the gummy bear which still wasn't finished by the end of the night and thusly shipped out to Africa to feed the orphans.