So I decided to have a harness made for Martin so I could bring him out to the Atlantic ocean and go for a swim. I called in a favor and it was finished in three hours. Still plenty of time left in the day for a nice, refreshing dip in the salty water. I transferred Martin to a giant hamster ball aquarium and he wheeled towards the ocean under my direction. When we got there I strapped him into the harness and got into place on his back, clad in a professional scuba diving suit. Then we took off, going miles beneath the surface, swimming amongst the sea life and having a jolly good time. We were swimming amongst a pod of dolphins when we cam around the side of a reef and found a huge deteriorating ship! Upon closer inspection, we could see it was filled with gold and jewels among other treasures. We surfaced and I called in some people to help me out. By the end of the day, we had salvaged what we could and I had made international news for finding the long lost El Dorado which had been lost at sea over 500 years ago. Good thing the goldfish theme song is so catchy.
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