Bruce Wayne meets Bruce Willis.

Today, I met up with batman and had an intense training session. We fought each other, bettering ourselves in combat. He taught me how to use the batmobile. I taught him how to ride a unicorn.He taught me how to use a cape to your advantage. I taught him how to turn common household items into lethal weapons. He taught me how to find the loopholes in an evil mastermind's plan and I taught him how to use nunchucks and throwing stars.Once we finished our training session, we put out new skills into action and made Gotham a much better place. Twas a very productive day if i do say so myself.