The snack that smiles back. Goldfish! (:

So I was just sitting around, drinking arizona iced tea, humming the goldfish theme song, when I decided I wanted a real goldfish! But not just any pet store fish would do. No. I had great expectations for my scaly, aquatic accomplice. He would have to be magnificent, caught fresh from the streams of.. well  I didn't;t know where goldfish came from... So I did some research. Turns out, there are giant goldfish in France! A 300-pound koi carp had been captured, and I was going to make him mine. So I hopped into my top of the line helicopter and took off for France. Normally, I would just catch a ride with Oswald, but he was out granting wishes and writing facts on snapples.So I choppered out to France, marched up to the owner of the goldfish (I had decided to name him Martin btw) and began negotiations. Seventeen minutes later, the papers were signed and the goldfish was officially mine. I called out some fighter jets and we carried the containment tank all the way back to my place. Martin seemed very pleased with his new surroundings. I'm sure there will be many adventures in the blogs to com, but for now, I'm just going to go back to humming the goldfish theme song.