Extended visit...?

So today I was supposed to go check out my place in Russia, so I did just that but.... I FELL IN LOVE! It is the most beautiful place I've ever been! I had to move in right away, so as I speak, my stuff is being delivered to me here in Russia. I am so excited! But as my journeys will now be confidential because of the strict rules of the association, this will be my last blog. I will miss you all dearly, and hopefully this will not be the last you hear from me, but as it is now, this is the end. Good luck in all your future endeavors, and always remember...



STAY NORRIS! ♥

CANDY MOUNTAIN! :D

This weekend, I went to candy mountain with a truckload of pinatas, a truckload of sparkles, and a couple other truckloads of random stuff for my going away party. There were so many people there, it was the best party ever!!! :D I don't remember much of it, but I kind of pieced it together from various videos and pictures and I know it was most definitely the best night of my life.

How do you say hello in Russian..?

So, now that I have accepted the job, I will be moving to a little town near Omsk in Russia.The town is called Tapa. I won't be moving for another three months though. But I've already started packing. The agency has a house lined up for me over there. They sent me some pictures and it really is beautiful. I can't wait to see it. I'll be going for a visit on Monday so I'll let you know all about it. I'm so excited that I bought a whole truckload of pinatas and I'll be inviting a bunch of people over this weekend. I'm so pumped!

Pizza and Pacman.

Lunch with my parents yesterday was marvelous. We ordered a pizza. Nothing but cheese. Perfect. We talked about everything that's been going on lately, the squirrel, the goldfish, the giant gummy bear, the zombie apocalypse, the escaped mammoth, all that good stuff. We had a few laughs and then my father, Chuck Norris, made me an offer. He told me his associates have been keeping a close eye on me and they want me to come work for them.Well, actually they were offering me the top position, so technically, they would be working for me. I immediately accepted as this means I will be able to work alongside my father which is such a great honor! My mother was beaming as I shook hands with my father, sealing the deal. We then went and spent several hours playing all the games, collecting massive amounts of tokens which we gave to random people in the arcade. I love my parents. ♥

Manny's not the last one after all!

So this is just a shout out to a random girl that i have never met and probably never will. But thank you little girl for your tricycle. So a little background info- Last night, there was an emergency at a research facility, where they completed the cloning process and actually managed to clone a woolly mammoth! It was awesome and everything was great until the huge hairy beast managed to escape and was running around wreaking havoc on the village. So I took action, and since Oswald had not come with me to the grnad event, I needed a different mode of transportation and the only thing in sight was a small pink bicycle decorated with sparkly tassels and a wicker basket. Annnyways, since I'm not allowed to go into too much detail, the main gist is that I managed to tame the mammoth and bring him back to the research facility before he could cause too much damage, and because of my amazing act of heroism, I was bestowed the honour of naming him. I chose Wilfred, simply because he looked like a Wilfred. You guys should be hearing more about him in the near future, but in the mean time, Stay Norris! :D

P.S: Once again, thank you anonymous girl, for your unknowing help in a life threatening mission. You're an honourary Norris.

Four whole candy canes.

So today, I had a sudden craving for chocolate chips. As I got up to fulfill my destiny, I announced my intentions to which Oswald responded -Did I not mention he can talk?- , "You go Glen Coco."
DAY. MADE.

Chucky Cheese, here I come.

So my mother called today. We had a nice lovely chat and I told her about all my latest adventures and my newest accomplices. (Btw, I have decided to name the gummy bear Bernie, even though he has already been completely devoured. But his name will appear in the Guinness Book of World Records, just so ya know.) Anyways, we decided to meet up for lunch on Thursday, and my father will also be attending. So I'll let you know how that goes. As I;m sure you've already guessed, we settled on Chucky Cheese for various reason on which I will elaborate in the future. Stay Norris!